Here, have my face.
"my parents warned me about the drugs in the streets but never the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat"
Bring me the horizon - Chelsea smile
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
"shut up and go mow my lawn"
Go BBQ something.
"Oh, sorry. I couldn’t hear you over the unmowed grass"
Add me on snapchat?
On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.
This is why I love people on the internet…
That one friend that acts out when boys are around
Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox promoting Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Fuck yeah. Best PSA ever seen.
That… did not end the way I expected it to.